Doggerel Haiku

a derogatory term for verse considered of little literary value. It's all art, baby... all of it.

July 25, 2014 9:20 am
Neck #tan! Bright #white everywhere else! The #tshirt stays on!

Neck #tan! Bright #white everywhere else! The #tshirt stays on!

12:07 am
I just don’t #understan. #glasses #glass #pint #random

I just don’t #understan. #glasses #glass #pint #random

July 24, 2014 11:20 pm
Hiding in a #cushion to avoid the stench of the #ant #spray I’ve just covered the living room in.

Hiding in a #cushion to avoid the stench of the #ant #spray I’ve just covered the living room in.

12:08 pm
That #nu #nile #pomade I bought is pretty #sweet!

That #nu #nile #pomade I bought is pretty #sweet!

July 23, 2014 11:28 am
New #pomade -  #murray’s #nu #nile. Bought to replace the #dax my son #stole. Amazon had good #reviews so hopefully it’ll be cool. Also gives me an #excuse to #shower before #work now.

New #pomade - #murray’s #nu #nile. Bought to replace the #dax my son #stole. Amazon had good #reviews so hopefully it’ll be cool. Also gives me an #excuse to #shower before #work now.

July 22, 2014 8:58 pm
Top tip: hold two #safety #pins up and use the spring ends to make it look like people are wearing #glasses. Here, Clark Kent models his first attempt at #disguising himself. #silly #smallville #superman

Top tip: hold two #safety #pins up and use the spring ends to make it look like people are wearing #glasses. Here, Clark Kent models his first attempt at #disguising himself. #silly #smallville #superman

July 20, 2014 6:29 pm
#boiling hot and #full of #dinner #sunday #roast #summer #heat #hot #july #sundaysundayhereagain

#boiling hot and #full of #dinner #sunday #roast #summer #heat #hot #july #sundaysundayhereagain

1:57 pm
Mmmm #shoes #yummy!!  My #baby #daughter eating her new shoes!

Mmmm #shoes #yummy!! My #baby #daughter eating her new shoes!

9:16 am
#ootd sand #chinos and #shirt

#ootd sand #chinos and #shirt

12:37 am
Late night watching #StarTrek #tng @ #work #selfie #dark #moodlighting #sttng #shouldbeasleep

Late night watching #StarTrek #tng @ #work #selfie #dark #moodlighting #sttng #shouldbeasleep